100 Tage Grüne in der Wiener Stadtregierung

BäckBlog hat den geheimen Algorithmus der Wiener Grünen entdeckt:

while(in_array($grune, $stadtregierung)) {
	mode_government();
}

function mode_government() {
	if $proposal=='red' {
		echo "juhuu";
	}
	else {
		echo ""; #keep quiet, do nothing, no mistakes
	}
	if $democracy > 0.1 {
		found_commission();
	}
}

function found_commission() {
	sleep(640800);
}

function mode_opposition() {
	echo "blog this";
	echo "blog that";
	echo "make a sondersitzung about SPÖ";
	echo "blub";
	echo "tweet something";
	echo "speak about participation";
}